"I'm a Christian who drops the f-bomb," announces detox diva Andrea Cox, who would resort to cannibalism before killing or eating an animal. Utopians beware: "When I snap, I can be a little b*tchy and manipulating to get my way," the self-proclaimed born-again virgin warns.
Expressed in Emojis: Vegetables, tiger, red flag.
Most Likely To: " ... Make you feel like a f**king idiot" when you turn down one of her special green smoothies.
Natural Enemies: The meat/dairy industrial complex, people who mispronounce her name (it's Ahn-DRAY-uh).
Behavioral Quirks: Overuse of the word "empire," oversharing re: her digestive flow, overdoing it in general.
Andrea's Utopia: A primarily meatless jungle, in which she rules as tigress.