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| Carlease Burke | Carlease Burke as Receptionist | Chelsea Handler | Chelsea Handler as Mrs. Beck |
| David Hasselhoff | David Hasselhoff as Self | Elizabeth Perkins | Elizabeth Perkins as Bonnie O'Hare |
| Gary Cole | Gary Cole as Henry O'Hare | James Marsden | James Marsden as Fred O'Hare |
| Kaley Cuoco | Kaley Cuoco as Sam O'Hare | Tiffany Espensen | Tiffany Espensen as Alex O'Hare |
| Carlos (Hop) | Carlos as Carlos | E.B. (Hop) | E.B. as E.B. |
| Easter Bunny (Hop) | Easter Bunny as Easter Bunny | Phil (Hop) | Phil as Phil |
| Pink Berets (Hop) | The Pink Berets as The Pink Berets | Hugh Laurie | Hugh Laurie as Easter Bunny |
| Russell Brand | Russell Brand as E.B. | |