"I'm a g*ddamn patriot," says proud Jersey native Rob Hospidor, who's excited to represent America — "the REAL 'Merica," he clarifies. The gun-loving libertarian is sure to clash with the "hippies, kumbayahs and hairy-legged broads" he suspects will populate Utopia.
Zodiac Sign: Taurus.
Expressed in Emojis: Gun, American flag, beer glasses, explosion.
Most Likely To: Bleed red, white, and blue when someone punches him out.
Natural Enemies: Humans.
Rob's Utopia: An entire army of Rob clones gleefully helping him dig his own grave.